You Fellas kept me from getting robbed this morning, thankyou.

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So I had my eye on someone who was in Lackawana for a while but the neighborhood really turned me off. Anyway she texted me saying she was really horny and running a special so I thought sure, fuck it, I hate my job and I haven't had a proper blowjob in ages, smoke a spliff and head out.

Some car followed me from the offramp down a bunch of streets no matter which way I turned, she wouldn't stop texting me asking for an ETA. I start taking the WRONG turns and this guy is still sticking to my ass on empty Buffalo streets, I do a U turn and loose him and cut down 2 blocks further and come up the escorts street the opposite way, 2 stupid fucking hood fucks in skimasks and sunglasses talking on a cellphone with the engine running, headlights off, tail lights on. Like seriously.. a skimask, glasses, and a neon fucking bandana, and your dumb ass is illuminating your faces with cellphones? Jesus fucking christ what a bunch of knuckleheads

I texted her I'm out and she'd better call the police cause theres guys sitting outside her place looking like they're ready to bust in and rob someone, she calls me a liar repeatedly, then after begging and pleading with me to come back and me telling her "I'm going to be letting the porn company you've been moon lighting with what you're upto since we both know "insert site owner name"and all the sudden she apologized and told me it was another client with an incogento fetish and hes harmless and he doesn't show up most the time and she double booked...

Bullshit bitch, first you called me a liar and said it was your neighbor after admitting someone was out there, then you admit its a client, yeah..your other client just shows up 15 minutes before you thought I was to sit in his car outside your house with a fucking weapon and a skimask this late at night??? bull fucking shit. BULLSHIT.

Anyway....I just want to thank you all. i've only tried to see a couple of people and its been an a bsolutely horrible experience in Buffalo, Especially since I got single a year before covid and haven't been able to have a single decent tinder date or meet anyone organically in this god forsaken fucking pussy wasteland of chicken wings, beer, and cottage cheese asses.

Had I not learned the ways of the whoremonger from all you old hands and taken years to scour the forms for little tips and tricks I probably wouldn't have known to always show up 15-20 minutes before you say you are, drive around the block once or twice, pay attention to the other houses within running distance ot see who's watching from what foyers, and basically do some solid recon, especially in most areas of Buffalo, before ever getting out of your fucking vehicle.


You folks saved me from having to use that 48" chromed cheater bar I keep in the tool bag with me at all times because you never know when your shitty rusty work truck might break down!

Thanks fellers!
Dumb bitch almost just caused another George Floydish protest situation or something I'm so pissed off. Like it would almost be better if everyone involved was white. It's so frustrating for so many reasons.

Its not bad enough that everyones expecting 300-500$ for an hour that doesn't look like a hairier older wrinklier Rhea Pearlman. or that all the blowjobs are covered, or escorts are catfishing, or they're like over 38 around here and absurdly expensive...people gotta try to cheat and rob motherfuckers just trying to have a little fun before ww3 kicks off. mother FUCK....GrrRRRrRRRRRrrrRRR I'm pooper-peeved! butt-mad! I done hee'd my last haw' pardners!
Rainbird4668's Avatar
What's this criminals link so we know who to avoid?
offshoredrilling's Avatar
report moved, for no activity ????


thanks Sir anyways , and ya, link please
Clit Eastwood's Avatar
"Some car followed me from the off-ramp down a bunch of streets no matter which way I turned"
OK so call me stupid but, out of nowhere a car is following you? The assumption is that this guy or guys in that car are on to you and somehow knew it was you who was going to see a whore and I assumed they were going to rub you? WTF dude!!
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Anyway....I just want to thank you all. i've only tried to see a couple of people and its been an a bsolutely horrible experience in Buffalo, Especially since I got single a year before covid and haven't been able to have a single decent tinder date or meet anyone organically in this "god forsaken fucking pussy wasteland of chicken wings, beer, and 'cottage cheese' asses".

Small or large curd?

Classic line! Aka "hail damage".
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So I had my eye on someone who was in Lackawana for a while but the neighborhood really turned me off. Anyway she texted me saying she was really horny and running a special so I thought sure, fuck it, I hate my job and I haven't had a proper blowjob in ages, smoke a spliff and head out.

Some car followed me from the offramp down a bunch of streets no matter which way I turned, she wouldn't stop texting me asking for an ETA. I start taking the WRONG turns and this guy is still sticking to my ass on empty Buffalo streets, I do a U turn and loose him and cut down 2 blocks further and come up the escorts street the opposite way, 2 stupid fucking hood fucks in skimasks and sunglasses talking on a cellphone with the engine running, headlights off, tail lights on. Like seriously.. a skimask, glasses, and a neon fucking bandana, and your dumb ass is illuminating your faces with cellphones? Jesus fucking christ what a bunch of knuckleheads

I texted her I'm out and she'd better call the police cause theres guys sitting outside her place looking like they're ready to bust in and rob someone, she calls me a liar repeatedly, then after begging and pleading with me to come back and me telling her "I'm going to be letting the porn company you've been moon lighting with what you're upto since we both know "insert site owner name"and all the sudden she apologized and told me it was another client with an incogento fetish and hes harmless and he doesn't show up most the time and she double booked...

Bullshit bitch, first you called me a liar and said it was your neighbor after admitting someone was out there, then you admit its a client, yeah..your other client just shows up 15 minutes before you thought I was to sit in his car outside your house with a fucking weapon and a skimask this late at night??? bull fucking shit. BULLSHIT.

Anyway....I just want to thank you all. i've only tried to see a couple of people and its been an a bsolutely horrible experience in Buffalo, Especially since I got single a year before covid and haven't been able to have a single decent tinder date or meet anyone organically in this god forsaken fucking pussy wasteland of chicken wings, beer, and cottage cheese asses.

Had I not learned the ways of the whoremonger from all you old hands and taken years to scour the forms for little tips and tricks I probably wouldn't have known to always show up 15-20 minutes before you say you are, drive around the block once or twice, pay attention to the other houses within running distance ot see who's watching from what foyers, and basically do some solid recon, especially in most areas of Buffalo, before ever getting out of your fucking vehicle.


You folks saved me from having to use that 48" chromed cheater bar I keep in the tool bag with me at all times because you never know when your shitty rusty work truck might break down!

Thanks fellers!
Dumb bitch almost just caused another George Floydish protest situation or something I'm so pissed off. Like it would almost be better if everyone involved was white. It's so frustrating for so many reasons.

Its not bad enough that everyones expecting 300-500$ for an hour that doesn't look like a hairier older wrinklier Rhea Pearlman. or that all the blowjobs are covered, or escorts are catfishing, or they're like over 38 around here and absurdly expensive...people gotta try to cheat and rob motherfuckers just trying to have a little fun before ww3 kicks off. mother FUCK....GrrRRRrRRRRRrrrRRR I'm pooper-peeved! butt-mad! I done hee'd my last haw' pardners! Originally Posted by bargainbento
Sometimes u gotta do what you gotta do in order for u to keep living unfortunately(In the hobby). I've experienced the same with a boyfriend who happens to be white/Caucasian waiting outside to for me in south buffalo smh That's why u gotta be careful even with some known ladies because I've witnessed a lady setting someone up(sting op) before and i just happen to be across the street washing my car
You need to tell us which “provider” this is, otherwise you’re part of the problem, pal.
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It was that Lackawanna off-ramp that just goes on that stretch forever and she kept texting me during the drive to make sure I wasn't blowing her off and I kept telling her there's police all over I can't drive and text so I was showing her my GPS map thing so she shut the fuck up and let me drive.

I was a little bit frantic when I wrote that pulled over last night from my cell phone. The name was just Jen on listcrawler and she had a bunch of comments and it looked like there were some reviews and it wasn't Jen the thief or anybody that I've seen constantly posting about being a thief in this area the past 4 years. Latina girl. She was texting me on my burner app so much trying to make excuses of what it really was and further digging herself in deeper that I ended up deleting the app just to put it by myself.

First she called me a liar then she tried saying it was her neighbor then she admitted that it was some guy that had some fantasy and described the car that the guy was in. I was afraid to name names or say anything bad because I've been looking for a long time and I know sometimes people have a habit of reporting something and then getting their accounts deleted or blocked or banned or blacklisted or something negative so being that I think this is a valuable resource at times although the site is a little bit dead lately I was just going to leave it up to people can PM me for discretion. I can't find the ad now she took it down as soon as I got home and started trying to take screenshots for recon to edit my post, I'm at work right now. I know when I'm being followed I'm not paranoid or into gang stalking I'm just used to police officers riding my fucking ass everywhere trying to cut me a speeding ticket. But you know when you mix together that she wouldn't stop asking where I was and being extra friendly flirty and chatty as I was on my way out there mixed with her asking what vehicle I had so she can keep an eye out mixed with dudes behind me for the same route that weighs was showing me to get to her apartment until I noticed they've been directly on my ass for more than seven turns and I thought they were police officers, to me specifically missing a turn to cut past your place and coming back up and then seeing them parked outside clearly brandishing weapons and obscuring their faces and eyes I can do the math. So yeah be on the lookout for Latina's name Jenn.
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I know this format is shit that's too big of a paragraph no need to chew up my asshole I'm using voice to text on my lunch break at work just to not leave anybody hanging thanks for my coming to my TED talk
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See that's the thing though like everyone assumes I'm white even though I'm kind of Latino, but I've had so many situations in Buffalo where people tried to race card me and growing up in Buffalo where people would call me all sorts of bullshit pertaining to Latinos or white people and then we'd get into a fist fight and they'd try to claim I dropped an end bomb and the school would try to expel me if it weren't for a couple people that witnessed the fights being able to vouch for the fact that I didn't use any racial terminology that even defending myself and getting into a physical altercation with someone of another race gives me way more anxiety than it would if I was just going to have to lump up a couple of methed out white dudes.

I like everybody I like all the pussy of the rainbow I love all the music but in legal matters public opinion news and society sometimes people want to make more of this skin color shit than it ought to be and that's what gives me the anxiety.

I'm not saying the justice system doesn't have inherent biases or isn't completely broken I totally think minorities get a bad rap in this country immigrants too, and our incarceration system is a fucking joke that rather than accomplishing any kind of reform just take soft criminals and turns them into hardened criminals or keeps them trapped in his system as modern era slave labor creating things like tables and benches for Taco Bell and McDonald's or various pieces of corporate furniture based on what I've heard from x inmates. But with the way things are right now and it's crazy as everything is the last thing I want to do is put myself in a position to get labeled anything just for simply trying to defend the last couple hundred dollars I've got on me, since you know we're all living paycheck to paycheck in these days.
Rainbird4668's Avatar
Still waiting for link.

Thats a lot to read above. My head is pounding.
Plastic Man's Avatar
Anyway....I just want to thank plastic man. Originally Posted by bargainbento
fixed it fer ya ans ...yer welcome!
Plastic Man's Avatar
I'm not saying the justice system doesn't have inherent biases or isn't completely broken I totally think minorities get a bad rap in this country immigrants too, and our incarceration system is a fucking joke that rather than accomplishing any kind of reform just take soft criminals and turns them into hardened criminals or keeps them trapped in his system as modern era slave labor creating things like tables and benches for Taco Bell and McDonald's or various pieces of corporate furniture based on what I've heard from x inmates. But with the way things are right now and it's crazy as everything is the last thing I want to do is put myself in a position to get labeled anything just for simply trying to defend the last couple hundred dollars I've got on me, since you know we're all living paycheck to paycheck in these days. Originally Posted by bargainbento
JONBALLS's Avatar
She was "horny" . Lol
JONBALLS's Avatar
Noah ,when these hookers are "horny"

They will grab some hood rat fresh from jail but preferably prison