Pen Pals

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Needless to say the ladies get lotsa correspondence.

That being said, what in the world makes any gent think we wanna be his pen pal? I've gotten lotsa crazy stuff lately. Nice guys, under the guise of befriending me. Because "They" would never participate in the hobby of course!

News flash! This is a SWB, the ladies advertise here. Not looking for Mr Right and don't wanna regale random fellas with erotic stories of Happy Hookerdom!

Geez, it's enough we gotta deal with the Craigs List fall out folks who discovered the board, other sites failures, and the misconceptions of those who actually do participate in the hobby. Now ya think we're gonna fall all over our horny selves and give ya free erotic stories?

I dunno, should we report these kinda things as time wasters? If something don't give pretty soon, we may spend most of our time reporting and researching.

And you guys feel entitled to bully me into giving a Special? Really? LOL. I wanna raise my rates again....LOL. I kid I kid......sorta
Ya' know......

For a SFC, you are pretty smart...

Need a shovel ?


Edit...
Southern Fried Chicken... Just for clairity...
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
Ya' know......

For a SFC, you are pretty smart...

Need a shovel ?


Edit...
Southern Fried Chicken... Just for clairity... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
LOL.....we all have our target audience, hon. Even those you clarify as an SFC. One thing I'm not, hon....is Stupid, but I can certainly be a whole lotta other things. However, I just choose not to stoop as some would. Clarification or not.....

We all need shovels to wade through the poo that just keeps getting deeper round here....not just the ladies, but Hobbyists as well. LOL. Don't know about you, but I joined the Hobby.

Is there an actual Hobby to this anymore?
pyramider's Avatar
A bucket of chicken, now she just needs to post some taint.
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
A bucket of chicken, now she just needs to post some taint. Originally Posted by pyramider
See ur avatar if you're having taint withdrawals, sweets! Cause ya already know this SFC ain't posting no taint! LOL But, as always, thanks for the giggle! Laughter never gets old to me!

Edit: boob guy didn't have to clarify chicken doodie to me. He's right ya know. i am kinda smart!
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  • Old-T
  • 01-14-2015, 07:06 PM
Sadly the pen pal syndrome is just another version of the guy who wants extra time off the clock to hang out.

I do write an occasional non-work related e-mail to a few ladies, but only after she has given explicit OK to do so--and in every case she brought up the idea of doing so. Even then I try to keep them relatively short, not too numerous, and make sure there is something in the e-mail that is not wasting her time. A quick birthday wish if I know her birthday. Pass along some info on a topic I know she is interested in. A photo of something I know she likes (dogs, northern lights, etc.).

Anything more than that, or anything without being sure it is wanted, is really little different than electronic stalking.
thebuffmantraples's Avatar
A bucket of chicken, now she just needs to post some taint. Originally Posted by pyramider

Sweet mother of taints. Why can't I seen any

OK, jk.
Back on topic. Some guys are truly that lonely I suppose. Computers still don't fix that some times.

Max yo fine ass might refer them to the CL pen pal ladies in prison, I hear that still happens.
Yea......

You go girl....

Your pen pal buds are probably wondering why you have been complaining so much, for the past month ... Looking for that after Christmas special with a mal-content
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Yea......

You go girl....

Your pen pal buds are probably wondering why you have been complaining so much, for the past month ... Looking for that after Christmas special with a mal-content Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
I'm defending, explaining, flirting, and laughing.

It's a shame you see it as complaining. Those who do, are NOT my target audience, but rather folks who when seeing them self in some truth, it kinda hurts! Those folks lash out! I understand! Does not mean I'm stupid or any other kinda nonsense you'd have any believe of me.
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
Sadly the pen pal syndrome is just another version of the guy who wants extra time off the clock to hang out.

I do write an occasional non-work related e-mail to a few ladies, but only after she has given explicit OK to do so--and in every case she brought up the idea of doing so. Even then I try to keep them relatively short, not too numerous, and make sure there is something in the e-mail that is not wasting her time. A quick birthday wish if I know her birthday. Pass along some info on a topic I know she is interested in. A photo of something I know she likes (dogs, northern lights, etc.).

Anything more than that, or anything without being sure it is wanted, is really little different than electronic stalking. Originally Posted by Old-T
Some contact me, I can't speak for others, but they practically wanna know my whole life story, back n forth forever. I'm tolerant, to an extent. It's just that lots of things like this, many don't ever see or hear of, maybe should get an idea of what we do, other than get insulted by the those who can't afford to, nor know how to hobby.

If all clients showed a modicum of consideration for the ladies, as the true Hobbyists do, there'd be no need for any lady to debate such things here. I appreciate your input!

Sweet mother of taints. Why can't I seen any

OK, jk.
Back on topic. Some guys are truly that lonely I suppose. Computers still don't fix that some times.

Max yo fine ass might refer them to the CL pen pal ladies in prison, I hear that still happens. Originally Posted by thebuffmantraples
Hmmmm, there's a thought. Thing is, it sounds easier to make suggestions like that and not sound like a SFC, who has zero compassion for what these guys are seeking. I get everyone is seeking and wanting to experience things differently, but if ya found me here,it's kinda obvious what I do. Pen Pal, though? Come on now! LOL

I've re-written and clarified my showcase so many times, it's turning into a book! LOL
  • jwood
  • 01-14-2015, 07:39 PM
All I want to know is that your tongue in your avatar?
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All I want to know is that your tongue in your avatar? Originally Posted by jwood
Ummmmm....you should know.

LOL
You could always add it to your menu.

You know, monetize it.

If it works, another source of revenue. If not, it might (no guarantee) scare away the freeloaders.
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You could always add it to your menu.

You know, monetize it.

If it works, another source of revenue. If not, it might (no guarantee) scare away the freeloaders. Originally Posted by emptywallet
Hey, that's a GREAT suggestion!

Now, if only we had a list of services we could list what we provide! Maybe some day! Hey I have hope! I am gonna add it my showcase though. Thanks! Just gotta set up a way to receive payment.

Ya did give me another idea as well!
  • jwood
  • 01-14-2015, 08:32 PM
Ummmmm....you should know.

LOL Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen
Should have "Feels Good" stamped on it