Providers- can you please leave your cell phone alone during a session! We know you have to book appointments and this is your business, but do it between sessions. This is getting to monumental proportions. You wouldn't be very stoked if you were going down on us, and we were texting away saying, "oh yeah baby" half-assed while you are working your ass off to get us off, extend us the same courtesy. I was eating some pussy today
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I look up to find the girl checking her text messages, reminded me of the "DTF" girl on Californication deleting her emails as Charlie Runkle pounds away. The entire session that damn thing was buzzing. I considered picking it up and using it as a vibrator. First time seeing her, last time seeing her. I probably would've got up and walked out, but it was my hotel room, and it was still pussy.
Hobbyist- Take it easy with the text messaging. Today I was trying to eat some pussy, like this
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in case you didn't see it above, and a few of you a$$holes texted like 15 g.d. times. This is happening every session. Make an appointment, confirm an appointment, and that's it. Be patient if they don't respond right away. They are busy. You know what's up. Do onto the dude having a session as you would have your session done onto. That is the end of my rant for today.