Mr. Gobbles

My neighbor has a pet turkey named Mr.Gobbles. Gobbles knows something is wrong. He's getting dbl feed lately and keeps getting weighed. Mr. Gobbles is spending more time in my yard with a worried look!

I just can't tell him.

Does he want you to make him a raccoon disguise?

Tried that. Lol
But his spurs kept ripping the costume

Well that's not a surprise.
Cowgirl bunkhouse has a rule of not wearing spurs in bed, regardless of how hard a ride a gal wants, cause the sheets always get torn up.

Just heard Mr. Gobbles wake up and gobble from his roost. Tom...his first name will soon fly down and join the ducks 🦆. I think the ducks are plotting against him?

Just heard Mr. Gobbles wake up and gobble from his roost. Tom...his first name will soon fly down and join the ducks 🦆. I think the ducks are plotting against him? Originally Posted by winn dixie

Mr Gobbles should be relocated to a safe place. It's getting too close to Thanksgiving.

Mr Gobbles should be relocated to a safe place. It's getting too close to Thanksgiving. Originally Posted by R.M.

Is tumbleweed farm a safe place?

Um no.
But he can stand in line with the cattle that get ...
There's even an outdoor grill spit just a Turkey's size.
From their ad:

Freaking medieval looking. Nope, Mr. Tom gobbles ain't migrating to tumbleweed farm! Yikes