I always give a short description of myself: "I'm just a short, fat, white-boy." Its all ture-ish:I'm 5'8' and 190 or so with a bit of a gut. The description sets the bar a bit low and so, not expecting some buff stud, she is happy to see me when the door opens. Originally Posted by ICU 812I have to add "bald & ugly" to my description. When they open the door, they feel relief that I am really bald!