write a caption.....

"I think it wood look better on you, my dear Mrs. Potato."

AR after all.

Detachable Penis - more than just a song

I was expecting a Woody comment here somewhere.

"Now that's a handjob!"

Hey, you pulled my spud!

snap - on....like the tools??

You are going to strap that on and stick it where?

"All that ball-busting has turned it purple, my dear. Don't you think we should air it out for a bit?"

When I asked you to "jerk me off," that's NOT what I meant...

i cant even come up with one im cracking up so hard at the responses already!!!

there is only one, we have to share.... hey, when are you give it back? your not going to keep it are you? hey those are family jewels be more careful! No no, don't play fetch with the dog, he us still in the chewy phase? argh, put it back!

i want to try new recipe hun, salt potatoes

So do you think the cum will look and taste like sour cream?

Gives new meaning to "jerking off".