Ding Dong

Every once in a while you receive an email that "warms your heart" and you just can't wait to pass it along...

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"

Little boy: "What the hell do you think?"
Originally Posted by oral_dlites