At The Breakfast Table

One Sunday morning a husband and wife are sitting at the breakfast table when out of nowhere...

Wife (a little whiny): "If I were to die, would you get married again?"

Husband: "Well, the kids are young and they'd need a mom so, yeah, I'd probably get married again."

Wife: "Would you let her live in our house?"

Husband: "It's the only home that the kids have ever known and it would be a shame to uproot them so, yes, I would let her live in our house"

Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"

Husband: "It's a nice new car, and we're upside down on the payments which means it would cost more to sell it than to keep it so, yes, I would let her drive your car."

Wife: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

Husband: "Nope! Wouldn't do that. She's left-handed."

OOOOPS

OOOOPS Originally Posted by ben dover

... Blimey! ... I know whatcha mean.
We might have to just skip this forum all-together...

#### Salty

One Sunday morning a different husband and wife are sitting at a different breakfast table when out of nowhere...

Husband: "You know, if you knew how to cook and clean, we wouldn't need the maid."

Wife: "And if you knew how to make love, we wouldn't need the gardener."

... Okay... A bit better... ...

... But you left out the line when the Husband sayes back to her
- "I DO know how to make love - that's what the maid's for!" ...

#### Salty