Not just any coffee sales, but we find the nasty's over on 50th and pull 'em out the dumpster alley, cuff 'em and take them over off of 1st near the business district is. We pump their butts full of pressure until their stomack looks like they are 10 months pregnant, then it makes a great space for the coffee. When they bend over, it acts like a dispersal, like on those cheap water pumps.
It will be a hit I tell ya, all the people will be talking!
PS DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT
