Hobby short stories in ren words(or less)

Hemingway was once told that he could not write a short story in ten words or less. The result:"Baby shoes for sale. Never worn."So, let's do for the hobby what Ernest did for lit. Here is my submission:"He became handsome, in her presence. He believed, he became." So let loose with ten words or less.

In the door, got naked, he knocked, out the window.

Like it Ride Free.

"Like it or not, can't ride free"

BBFS, silent months pass, she calls, she needs a name.

I can sum it up in three words.

Arrived, nutted, adiós!

"How much?" he asked, pretending it would only cost money.

Here cums Trouble.

I like spending money on fried chicken instead of hookers.

He nutted... What The Fuck is in my hair?!?

Kerouac and Grace, great stuff.

Wallet empty,
remorse sets in.
Looking again.

I'll do 2:

Try as I may, I can't cum. Youth, money, gone.


Pleasure is holding a young woman close. I fantasize.

Oh, I forgot:

His ROS so short. And he wants PA credit?

This is uncomfortable. No wonder his wife left him...