* OLE, THE NORWEGIAN WRESTLER *
*A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for
the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian
wrestling coach came to Ole and said, "Now, don't forget all the
research we've done on this Russian.. He's never lost a match because
of this 'pretzel' hold he has". Whatever you do, do not let him get
you in that hold! If he does, you're finished'. Ole nodded in
acknowledgment.
As the match started, Ole and the Russian circled each other several
times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged
forward, grabbing Ole and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his
face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.. He couldn't watch the
inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the
coach raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up
in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on top
of him making the pin and winning the match. The crowd went crazy. The
coach was astounded.
When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever
get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold,
but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles
right in front of my face...I had nuttin' to lose so wid my last ounce
of strength I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as hard
as I could."
So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
"Vel not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your own
nuts!"*