An hour with a provider or a Nexus 7 Tablet?

I have funds for one or the other, what should I do? My tech brain is saying get the tablet, my non-tech brain says use my penis. I want the tablet for football season and I need to get laid. What is a guy to do

get laid next week... the tablet is the gift that keeps on giving...

Buy the Nexus 7 tablet, watch porn on it, jack off. There, you've used your penis, too. Problem solved.

Wiz, I love your problem solving mind. The thing is that I am able to watch porn on a 58 inch tv if I want.

The Nexus does look good... maybe you can still afford a BJ too? :-p

Buy the Nexus 7 tablet, watch porn on it, jack off. There, you've used your penis, too. Problem solved. Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

You sir have a mind like a STEEL TRAP......

Among other talents....but that could just be rumor....haha..