....a few friends and myself have decided that something must be done so we are going to start smuggling republicans out of New York City. With the current lockdowns it is the only humane thing to do. It is a humanitarian crisis on the Hudson.
We are going to take three tunnels out of the city. We're calling them Tom, Dick, and Harry. We're going to get the word to the worthy to be ready to go on New Years Eve. Law enforcement will be busy with drunks, illegals, and terrorists that night. Once they get to the point of debarkation, they just have to say the password: Donald Trump is the man. We know from experience that liberals just cannot say that phrase without giggling, retching, or bursting into to flames.
Phase II happens when we get the million or so out of the city. We block the tunnels to prevent pursuit and using secret means we will secrete the republicans out across the country. Mostly in places that barely went for Biden in 2020. We can save lives and tip the election balance.
Keep this to yourselves because if Comrade Wilhelm (nee DeBlasio) gets wind of this someone might get hit with a writ.
Always looking for volunteers though.