https://www.slixa.com/new-york/new-york/alchemy
Rates: $300/hr. $400/90 min. $500/two hours.
I read the many gushing reviews and was intrigued, despite the high rates.
I'll skip direct to the encounter:
We didn't connect. Could be because I said I may do a 90 minute meeting, but upon arrival figured $300 was enough.
MY STRIKE 1
As part of her initial questioning, she asked whom I'm intimate with. I was honest.
MY STRIKE 2
Let us all learn this life lesson:
Never, never, never tell anyone you fuck hookers. Better answers:
1) You've very faithful and never cheat on an SO.
2) You're a lonely virgin.
3) You're gay.
These lies are all much better than ever honestly admitting you pay women for intimacy.
For $300, I expected some instruction. I wanted to learn about chi, chakras, tantra, reiki. Anything. Something.
"We can discuss that at a longer session."
No learning, just a fleecing.
Okay. So what do you get for $300?
A nude nuru body slide, finished with a hj. No mutual touching allowed. When I asked if I could touch her chest, she denied the request with a mild scolding.
"That's not what this session is about." Right. Well, I couldn't finish.
MY STRIKE 3
"My wrist can't take any more," she says, so I had to complete the task.
Despite Alchemy's purported enlightenment, mindfulness and altruistic peacefulness, all I sensed was cuntiness.
- Hobby1750
- 12-13-2019, 05:05 PM
- Guest102521
- 08-07-2020, 09:33 PM
Well, that sucks.
- jbiis3
- 01-13-2021, 02:53 PM
long time reader, first time writer (but active elsewhere)
@Hobby1750 I have written some of those reviews you reference, and your review grabbed my attention - I will give you that providers, like all of us, do have tough days, but your review seemed so far from anything I have ever experienced. It appears that your attitude may have preceded you before arrival: perhaps you should have considered what you could afford before you booked - or was there another consideration?
As for my experiences - I have seen Alchemy a number of times over a few years and am never disappointed; Each encounter builds on the previous. For those seeking a real, tuned in experience, you have to visit make this phone call. Alchemy is intelligent, caring, personable, and IMHO gorgeous. She is mature but has an athletic body that someone half her age would be proud of. She is in a private, cozy, apartment on the top floor on a quiet street. She is very discreet.
Several providers I have seen who advertise tantra are just a mediocre massage with incense, patchouli, bells and whatnot. That is not the case here. She is a professional - actually was a practicing psychologist previously - and she is very interested in the human connection.
I have repeated with her on multiple occasions and each session is slightly different; as we have grown to know each other, I feel that the sessions have become deeper and more intense. A session usually begins with some conversation giving her a chance to tune in to me; she is then able to provide a beautiful time that leaves me calm/drained/refreshed/energized. In sessions she has incorporated breathing exercises, massage, and full body to body contact. Her touch is wonderful and soothing and the sexual energy we build is fantastic. Depending on her comfort level with you, there is mutual touching and caressing - as always YMMV.
This is not FS, but culminates in one of the best releases you can experience.
She is not the provider for you if you are just looking for rub and tug - you'll get that cheaper elsewhere - but if you are really looking to experience calm and connection you must put her on your list.
She asks $300 for the hour and $400 for 90 mins - Longer can be available too.
@Hobby1750 I have written some of those reviews you reference, and your review grabbed my attention - I will give you that providers, like all of us, do have tough days, but your review seemed so far from anything I have ever experienced. It appears that your attitude may have preceded you before arrival: perhaps you should have considered what you could afford before you booked - or was there another consideration?
As for my experiences - I have seen Alchemy a number of times over a few years and am never disappointed; Each encounter builds on the previous. For those seeking a real, tuned in experience, you have to visit make this phone call. Alchemy is intelligent, caring, personable, and IMHO gorgeous. She is mature but has an athletic body that someone half her age would be proud of. She is in a private, cozy, apartment on the top floor on a quiet street. She is very discreet.
Several providers I have seen who advertise tantra are just a mediocre massage with incense, patchouli, bells and whatnot. That is not the case here. She is a professional - actually was a practicing psychologist previously - and she is very interested in the human connection.
I have repeated with her on multiple occasions and each session is slightly different; as we have grown to know each other, I feel that the sessions have become deeper and more intense. A session usually begins with some conversation giving her a chance to tune in to me; she is then able to provide a beautiful time that leaves me calm/drained/refreshed/energized. In sessions she has incorporated breathing exercises, massage, and full body to body contact. Her touch is wonderful and soothing and the sexual energy we build is fantastic. Depending on her comfort level with you, there is mutual touching and caressing - as always YMMV.
This is not FS, but culminates in one of the best releases you can experience.
She is not the provider for you if you are just looking for rub and tug - you'll get that cheaper elsewhere - but if you are really looking to experience calm and connection you must put her on your list.
She asks $300 for the hour and $400 for 90 mins - Longer can be available too.
- Ed Highlight
- 01-14-2021, 06:08 AM
Your lack of credibility on this board makes me lean toward Hobby's disappointment rather than your admiration butt, thanks for joining us and finally contributing!!
By the way, after you get spanked for bumping a 6 month old review thread, I'm pretty sure is will be another 5 years before we hear from you again...
By the way, after you get spanked for bumping a 6 month old review thread, I'm pretty sure is will be another 5 years before we hear from you again...
- jbiis3
- 01-14-2021, 03:15 PM
Your lack of credibility on this board makes me lean toward Hobby's disappointment rather than your admiration butt, thanks for joining us and finally contributing!!Thank you, sir! May I have another? 😜
By the way, after you get spanked for bumping a 6 month old review thread, I'm pretty sure is will be another 5 years before we hear from you again... Originally Posted by Ed Highlight