I guess I need to check the provider to make sure that she is on the up and up, right???
Originally Posted by chrisrica
What do you mean "on the up and up", chris? You want her on top while you daty? If that's it, simple -- just tell her how you want her.
Or are you asking if you should be sure she's not carrying gonorrhea or chlamydia and is going to give you a nasty rash in your throat and under your tongue? That's not so simple, although a small flashlight and tongue depressor could probably tell you a lot. (I'm assuming you have no speculum.)
If you're asking if you should ascertain beforehand if the lady is apt to enjoy your lingual ministrations (provided you have some skill) then you might want to read a review or two, or look thru ads, or try a search on "love daty".
It sounds like you want to be assured of a successful session, and I don't blame you -- It's your birthday present after all. Your best chance of finding a lady who will slide into ecstasy as you lick her tender parts (or who will be sufficiently customer-oriented to convince you that she is) will be to stick with a well reviewed provider that you think is hot. And you may rest assured that with such a provider you'll be safer from STD's than if you chose from the general population.
Do some research. You'll find what you want.
And for heaven sake, when you go down on her don't be worrying or thinking about anything else.
P.S. I was only kidding about the light and tongue depressor. DO NOT show up with those or things will go badly.