A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental VIA Rail train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
- hornygolfer
- 04-21-2011, 05:33 PM
- Ginger Doll
- 04-22-2011, 05:22 AM
I almost missed being married until I read your joke. 
Non-commital sex with strangers is way more fun! I never have to tolerate other people's farts & I always get all the blankets to myself. Ahhh...life is grand!
Non-commital sex with strangers is way more fun! I never have to tolerate other people's farts & I always get all the blankets to myself. Ahhh...life is grand!
- sillygirls
- 04-22-2011, 11:02 AM
DITTO.....GINGER...LOL
- Sweet N Little
- 04-22-2011, 01:40 PM
now thats funny HG 