An elderly gent is sitting in the sunroom at the retirement home and strikes up a conversation with a young volunteer aid. She is impressed with his stories of a long and full life, and saddened that he has been alone for 10 years. Needing a little extra cash, she decides she has an idea, and says,
“I know what you want. It has been so long and probably longer since you had a young girl- so I have a proposition for you. For $25, we can go right over to that rocking chair where no one can see and you can have a quickie. For $50, we can take a little more time on the sofa in the solarium- no one ever goes there. And for $100, we can go to your room and you can have as much time as you need.”
He does not say anything but eventually reaches into his billfold and hands her $100. “oh” she says, “You want a serious roll in the hay in your room then.”
“Get serious” he retorts. “I want 4 times on the chair.”