This is absolutely brilliant. By only letting petite hotties into the country there’s no way contraband can enter the county with a 90 pound weight limit. Chung just stopped all the crime at the border.
Originally Posted by FunMonday
I'm going to go further than that.. 6 months into my Presidency (it will take that long, unfortunately, because how many 5 foot, 90 pound females are there, in Mexico?), I will direct a Love-in to be filmed live by Fox News, on the border at El Paso. every Dallas AMP participator is invited, we will, ahem, caravan from here to the border, and be greeted by Beto O'Rourke riding a Jackass. the Love-in will begin with myself and Bella from Pearls of Asia kicking off the "festivities".. she will have Executive immunity from the 5 foot, 90 pound rule. any Mexicana caught giving a CBJ, will be immediately evicted from the US, and banned permanently.