THE PERFECT PROVIDER & HOBBYIST!!!

You can add anything you want, but list at least the following items, to describe your PERFECT Provider / Hobbyist!

Providers
1) Hair Color and Lenght
2) Size (Spinner, Curvey or BBW)
3) Cup Size

Hobbyist
1) Hair Color and Lenght / Bald , Short or Long
2) Size (Thin, Curvey or Lard Ass Beer Brink fat SOB)
3) Dick Size (Average, Above Average, Thick, Thin, Long Short)

Variety is the spice of life..........but, I will have fun with it

For a Provider:
1)Long(falls down to the bottom of her breast)Chestnut or maple hair(no highlights)
2)Petite(around 5'2)with a waist no bigger than 25inches and hips measuring around 35(I like curves)
3)I love Jessica Simpson DD boobs!! But for a petite woman I would have to go with a 34B


For a Gentleman:
1)I don't really have a preference on hair
2)I like a guy to be strong, but not like all muscle(like Vince Vaughn in "The Break-Up")
3)I ain't good at guessing measurement size...............but I have two guys I see usually every week(2 very different guys) and there is a reason why I never refuse..........yummy:cupidarr ow:

Providers
1) Hair Color and Length- Long on one side, shaved on the opposite, dark multi color highlights
2) Size-5'4, small waist, big hips, huge ass.
3) 34C or 34D if they are fake and like 2-3 years old.. gives em time to drop a little.
Lots of tattoos, nice white teeth, is never late, responds in a mannerly fashion.

If she were a provider I would be broke :/

Hobbyist
1) Hair Color and Length- enough to pull on
2) Size- Athletic.. 6'1''ish
3) Dick Size-Average, curved upwards.
loves to preform oral, facials, never NCNS's and is on time... tipping would be a plus.

Using your three criteria:

1. Dark brown, black hair well below shoulders

2. Spinner maybe up to 5'4".

3. 32 B/C

Hair color - ALL, but blondes preferred
Size - as long as I can't see shoulder bones protruding to a roll - can't handle spare handles!
Cup size from A - H

Personality - outgoing, at least pretends to like me, kisses like my High School sweetheart loves for me to dine at the Y and can suck the chrome off the bumper of a '57 Chevy! Oh, and thinks Fred is the most fantastic d**k she's ever seen.

Hobbyist
1) Hair Color and Length- enough to pull on
2) Size- Athletic.. 6'1''ish
3) Dick Size-Average, curved upwards.
loves to preform oral, facials, never NCNS's and is on time... tipping would be a plus. Originally Posted by TabooTanner

Dayum I knew I should have met you before I left NOLA - except I'm more like 5'10"

this is too funny....
love the picture Tanner.

I'm not a fan of tattoos.

Perfect escort to me has a 1.) A nice round ass 2.) Full lips 3.) Slim waist 4.) Big breasts
5.) Pretty face 6.) Pretty smile 7.) Absolutely no tattoos or piercings (Classic ear fine)

.. Oh darn just described myself LOL!

love the picture Tanner. Originally Posted by Anita Lay

Oooooooh yeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!

Provider:
I'm partial to the taller girls so around 5'7-5'10. I like blondes but not limited. Long hair is a must. Slim/toned. Proportional bust/waist/hip ratio. European/caucasian. Not a metal face. Megan Fox or Britney spears back in the day type.
Hobbyist:
Preferably not smaller than me but not overly large either. I don't mind a little cushion. Size, 5-9 inches. Don't care about hair.

shayla, what is metal face?

shayla, what is metal face? Originally Posted by Anita Lay

Piercings everywhere. Nose, lip, cheeks, eyebrows etc.
I think one or two piercings can look nice and enhance a feature but not when you're trying to enhance them all... IMO.

Provider - Shayla

Hobbyist - Me

At first I thought it was something that had to do with braces on the teeth.. lol

the perfect lady .... has the proper attitude. what she looks like is always secondary.

just my opinion.