My end of days checklist. A lot to do in only 22 days.
- Fly into Maui, and any regulars who might want to tag along, meet up with Alayna in Paia and**No mention of illegal substance permitted.**MA.out of the skull of Terrance McKenna. Hopefully get Willie Nelson and Woody Harrelson to join us. Get my nipples pierced.
- Take Gail to a donkey show in Nuevo Laredo without getting killed and afterwards drink Scorpion Mezcal from her belly button under the stars while camping on the beaches of Baja. Get her other nipple pierced.
- Take Renee to see Dr. Phil in person so we can tell him that he is in fact just as big of a douche bag in person as he makes himself out to be on TV. Then dinner at Madeo's in West Hollywood. Back to the hotel where she will bath in a tub of Stella Rosa wine and I get to do body shots off her with the bath wine. Finally, fly her down to Baja (mile high club) to hook up with Gail.
- Threesome, Baja, Stars, Scotch, assorted **Bleep**, repeat..
- Get a new tattoo with Kat VonDee by Kat Von Dee
- Cover Kay and her midget sidekick in my Grandmothers famous **Bleep** brownies batter and slowly lick it off of them. You ain't been **Bleep** till you've been **Bleep** with Granny. Just saying.
- Crash Elena's chick gangbang.
- Ride my Harley into the northern desert of Nevada with DallasRain. Summons the ghosts of Jim Morrison and Hunter S Thompson and go on a **Bleep** trip.
- 2 hours before the world actually ends, repeat #4.
* I'm not implying that any of the providers mentioned use or condone **Bleep** use of any kind, in fact they are all the picture of healthy living. Myself on the other hand...they've just always worked well for me. *