Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

I say most of those things on a daily basis.

Do you need a license to stuff your bird?

I was wing man in my younger days...

Now I just like a great pairs of thighs...

What's the difference between a Junior Leaguer and a plate of jellied Cranberry sauce?


The cranberry sauce wiggles when you eat it!

Dark meat is sweeter, but white meat is firmer...