Hobby excuses or fibs.

Guys /gals.

What are some of your hobby excuses or fibs you tell?

Don't be shy now .
When i'm traveling, I play after hours. If i'm home, I try to sneak out during the day when my calendar allows.

Now, the bruises and scratches from your Dungeon... Those are a bit harder to explain.
As a which geidiiiii. A popular excuse is the neighbors squirrel...maybe not so believe able