bring on the "funny"!!

...its been suggested that co-ed is now, "boring". Eh, happens when our most popular members find love and marry off... laugh people!.....ok, now!.....

"She said" vs. "She said"

Stipper replies to mongler "200? Of course I will hang out with you for the next 8 hours, possibly till the sun sets again, may all ur friends join?"

Provider says, "doesn't sound like a good investment."

Stippers says, "your buying me a car? Cool!
Provider says, "where is the title?"


Stripper says, "you mean you want to take care (sugar baby) of me forever and ever"?

Provider thinks" ok, I may have 10 good more years to share I guess

Stripper says, (this is where you add on to the convo/thread)

Mr, "fun2come", your turn!

Monglar thinking as he stares at the 19yo girls, heart shaped, perfect ass,."if only I could be paying HER alimony. Darn! I will just make a habitt to return and forget about 'alimony'. ...for now,..

Funny as in "ha ha", funny as in "weird", funny as in "suspicious", funny as in "not feeling well" or funny as in "inappropriate"?

I must not speak Joan as I missed most of that... Joan, you make have to cum over and give me an oral lesson...(ok, its actually written, but that is not nearly as punny...)

Sorry FW no lessons for you ! She'll be getting private lessons in being funny , from someone who speaks Joan . Hope she doesn't laugh at me directly to my face

Ha, you know I cannot turn down a good FUN challenge, let's see what kind of trouble I can get into here, for a quick starter:

Stripper says: I can handle all kind of kids and boy friends
Provider says: I need a Man Friend Experience

Stripper says, "im paying my way thru medical school"
Provider says, " i went to medical school.... i make more here!"

Stripper says "THATS 10"? WOW!!"
Provider says "You need a dick transplant"

Stripper says put it there
Provider says put it anywhere

Stripper says "for a hundred I will"
Hoogar says "for a hundred I will"

Toyz...you are funny!!!

Woman are from Venus and Travis is from eccie...I found my people lol

A stripper says: after smokin at Mc Donald's , where's my fucking tip !
A provider : says hey Mr. Tambourine Man play a song for me !

Stripper says "That was 20 minutes, that'll be $40"
Hoogar says "That was 20 minutes, that'll be $250"

Stripper says "Watch me dance on this pole"
Hoogar says "Watch me dance on your pole"

Stripper says "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
Hoogar says "I can't believe I ate the hole thing"

Stripper Says: "Buy me a drink"?
Provider says: "Bring me a bottle of_____"?

Stripper says: "Can I join You"
Provider says: "Clocks a ticking"

Stripper says: "Thank-you"
Provider says: "Your Welcome".... <== How bassackwards is this?

Stripper says: "I would love to have dinner with you"
Provider says: "I'm available for dinner. Are you sure you can afford the extra $250 for the hour?"....


Stripper says: "OMG... you made me cum!"
Provider says: "Did I Cum? What do you mean Did I Cum? Did you pay the upcharge for ME to cum?"


Stripper says: "Oh my. I think I gained weight. Is this available in a size 3?"
Provider says: "Oh My! I think I gained weight? IS this available in a size t (or above)"


Stripper says: "Oh don't worry.... I'm not ovulating..."
Provider says: "Hell Yes you are wrapping it... Unless you got an extra $50 and are a repeat client"