One friday night, Superman decided that he wanted to go out and have a few drinks. He flew to the batcave, and asked Batman if he wanted to out with him. "No, I have to stay here and wait for the Bat signal", says Batman.
So, Superman then decided to fly to the Green Lantern's house. "No, I'm gonna stay home and practice my super hero powers", says the Green Lantern.
Superman then decides to fly to Wonder Woman's house. He flies to her window and see Wonder Woman, stark naked, lying flat on her back, with her legs up in the air, moaning and screaming. Superman then decides to use his super speed, fly in and get some before she knows any different. So, he flies in, does his thing and flies out. As he flies out, Wonder Man looks up and says, "What was that!" The Invisible Man says, "I have no idea but my ass is killing me"!
- night_shift
- 01-29-2017, 09:34 PM
- Laney Lixx
- 01-29-2017, 10:26 PM
A classic!
Love it!
Love it!
- Gottahavemore
- 01-30-2017, 12:05 AM
Hahahah hahah haven't heard that one in years ! Haha nice
- Jjsunday
- 01-30-2017, 12:42 PM
lmao.......