Warning!!!! This is your wife calling.

Ok I was in session yesterday and we'd gotten to a nice comfy level in the room. The candles were going, soft music, the works. So you get the idea. Very quiet and comfortable, just like drifting off.... When I hear a hazmat siren from behind me followed by, " warning!!!! This is your wife calling. Do not answer the phone if you are anywhere compromising. Be prepared to answer any all questions put to you." and it went on for about 30-45 seconds. I almost wet myself when I heard it.

In 8 years that is funniest F-ing wife ring tone I've ever heard. He didn't remember where he got it except that it came from an app. Anyone have any idea where to get that? Holy mackrel funny.

I have to say that's a buzzkill no matter where you are when it goes off!

Funny. This probably isn't it exactly, but is somewhat the same.

http://www.mytinyphone.com/ringtone/1038906/

When my wife calls my cell, a message automatically plays saying I'm in court trying to earn the fees to pay off her Neiman's bill.

Heard one in the locker room a while back...getting dressed, and the big dude, who was all ripped to shreds, has his ringer go off...http://www.mytinyphone.com/ringtone/814909/

Thoght I was going to piss my pants!

A few years back, my youngest son had some of his buddies over to play water volleyball in our pool! As a good mom, it was my job to pick up all their clothes and wet towels that they had strewn all over the house! As I was holding one of the boy's cargo shorts, the door bell rang! As soon as I answered the door, this kid's phone, which was in one of pockets, proceeded to go off! There stood my neighbor, a baptist preacher! I'm sure the look on my face was priceless as the ringtone repeated over and over, "Mother Fucker, you got mail!"

I use to get Get all kind of ringtones from ringtones4free maybe there

I got one for you. My son's wife had breast implants a while back. He changed the ring tone for her to this: "someone with big titties is calling. big titties is calling, answer please."

Quite a jolt when we are out in public at a store and it goes off for all to hear. Of course he tries to answer it asap since everyone is looking at him or us.

Lmao!! I have a PCS phone well its got caller ID so it will say who is calling. I had a guy that was creepy,annoying so I saved his number as FUCKER.. Well I am in walmart and a friend with me and phone is going off Fuckers calling about 3 times my friend says get it all red faced looking in both directions seeing if anyone is close. LMAO

Not a ringtone...But I sent a guy friend (very hot, built MMA fighter) a text one time with a picture of two guys having sex and LOUDLY it said, "Hey look everybody I have gay porn on my phone!"

I wish I could have seen the look on everyones faces because apparently He opened the text with his hands full of stuff standing in line at a crowded 7-Eleven with a hot chick standing right behind him. He was so pissed at me. I laughed so hard I cried, when he was telling me about it!!

Not a ringtone...But I sent a guy friend (very hot, built MMA fighter) a text one time with a picture of two guys having sex and LOUDLY it said, "Hey look everybody I have gay porn on my phone!"

I wish I could have seen the look on everyones faces because apparently He opened the text with his hands full of stuff standing in line at a crowded 7-Eleven with a hot chick standing right behind him. He was so pissed at me. I laughed so hard I cried, when he was telling me about it!! Originally Posted by Ivy Chick

Oh shit.
I have a huge MMA fighter friend. (no joke, I feel like a tiny height challenged person next to him)

HE WOULD DIE IF I DID THAT SHIT TO HIM. OMG - I'm laughing so hard right now!