Ekim The Inbred Chimp and his mob in the KansASS " mountains " have a new reason to be fans of the Denver Broncos !
The Bronco's starting quarterback's name is........wait for it , Trevor SIEMIAN ! Pronounced the same as EKIM'S " scientific " species / family name, simian !
Imagine the screeches and howls coming from those KansASS " mountains " when his name is mentioned during those football games !
Guess this means that EKIM will be wanting Santa Claus to bring him some " assless " chaps in the colors of the Denver Broncos with SIEMIAN'S number on them !