coffee!!!

B.Wayne's Avatar
I posted a thread in the 'other' reviews discussion. im not sure if its supposed to go there or coed. maybe ML. has anybody tried to proposition any of the girls that serve up caffeinated beverages for a P4P? if youre from the area then you know the place im talking about. or is the place strictly legit? I saw a very fine ass this morning passing through and I got curious if anyone has attempted. I have a suspicion that some of or all of those women would be down. I just don't know if there is like a code word or something.
i'll be watching this space
bluffcityguy's Avatar
It would behoove one to be exceedingly careful in propositioning apparent civilians in an apparently non-sexually oriented business, for propositioning the wrong lady might at best have you banned from the premises, and at worst could get you unwanted attention from the local constabulary (probably unlikely, but the mere offer under most state statutes would complete the offense of patronizing prostitution).

Cheers,

bcg
FOP Guy's Avatar
It would behoove one to be exceedingly careful in propositioning apparent civilians in an apparently non-sexually oriented business, for propositioning the wrong lady might at best have you banned from the premises, and at worst could get you unwanted attention from the local constabulary (probably unlikely, but the mere offer under most state statutes would complete the offense of patronizing prostitution).

Cheers,

bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy
While the idea does sound quite intriguing, our legal expert Bluff City Guy is correct. Too much downside risk and not enough upside. I can't go down that path. However, for those that like to live on the edge, as long as you mention it once in the establishment and then dont harass them after that, you likely will get a slap on the wrist at most.
bluffcityguy's Avatar
While the idea does sound quite intriguing, our legal expert Bluff City Guy is correct. Too much downside risk and not enough upside. I can't go down that path. However, for those that like to live on the edge, as long as you mention it once in the establishment and then dont harass them after that, you likely will get a slap on the wrist at most. Originally Posted by FOP Guy
Confounding the issue is that if the waitstaff is dressing provocatively, well... what you're interpreting as openness to a P2P proposition is really most likely a tip-maximizing strategy on the part of the waitress (I'm deliberately using that word because, let's face it, this only works for women waitrons). There's a significant body of social science research which, translated into plain English, concludes that waitresses maximize tip income by flirting and showing a little cleavage or ass cheek (the Hooters principle, in a nutshell). Guys pay for the eye candy and flirting (and are probably hoping that a show of generosity might provoke a proposition from the waitress). But because you're a stupid male (no offense meant, we all are where women are concerned) you're thinking with the little head and concluding she's advertising her availability.

In the context of propositioning waitresses, the most likely result is that you'll find yourself escorted firmly from the premises and subject to a temporary or permanent ban. In the context of propositioning women on the street... my experience has been that NOTHING brings down heat on streetwalkers faster than horny johns mistaking a civilian just walking in her neighborhood for a pavement princess and hassling her for a date. (The more horny johns hassle innocent civilians, the hotter it's going to get for both streetwalkers and johns.)

Cheers,

bcg
austin88998833's Avatar
Too much risk not enough reward. Better off to come here for sure thing than end up frustrated as hell and quite possibly under arrest, not too mention embarrassed from propositioning the wrong lady!
B.Wayne's Avatar
Well a little flirty word play never hurt anyone. An example: (pretty much naked barista) " for the espresso that'll be 3.75. (Horny patron) "well that's not too bad what does 400 get me? Hahaha" I'm sure for the right price some of those girls would be open but if I try and succeed I will keep it to myself and the rest will be left to wonder what if.
austin88998833's Avatar
Well a little flirty word play never hurt anyone. An example: (pretty much naked barista) " for the espresso that'll be 3.75. (Horny patron) "well that's not too bad what does 400 get me? Hahaha" I'm sure for the right price some of those girls would be open but if I try and succeed I will keep it to myself and the rest will be left to wonder what if. Originally Posted by B.Wayne
Oh if you do please, do tell. Inquiring minds want to know
Warden639's Avatar
I don't know what establishment you're talking about, so maybe it wouldn't be out of place there, but most waitstaff I know get creeped on enough already. Please don't harass them.

Isn't that why sites like this one exist?
B.Wayne's Avatar
oh afraid ill out bid you huh? challenge accepted.


I don't know what establishment you're talking about, so maybe it wouldn't be out of place there, but most waitstaff I know get creeped on enough already. Please don't harass them.

Isn't that why sites like this one exist? Originally Posted by Warden639
bluffcityguy's Avatar
Well a little flirty word play never hurt anyone. An example: (pretty much naked barista) " for the espresso that'll be 3.75. (Horny patron) "well that's not too bad what does 400 get me? Hahaha" I'm sure for the right price some of those girls would be open but if I try and succeed I will keep it to myself and the rest will be left to wonder what if. Originally Posted by B.Wayne
Flirty word play in such establishments is, 999,999 times out of 1,000,000, the girl's strategy to get a bigger tip out of you. As I wrote earlier, there's plenty of evidence that it works.

Sure, lightning strikes sometimes (some poor bastard was struck seven times and survived all of them, only to eventually commit suicide; see: http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...rikes-survived), so maybe you'll "get lucky".

If you do, I vote that you keep it to yourself. I don't get any entertainment from the boasting of a classless creep.

Cheers,

bcg
Warden639's Avatar
oh afraid ill out bid you huh? challenge accepted. Originally Posted by B.Wayne
I've no doubt you could, since I'm certainly not wealthy and I just spent my hobby budget for a while yesterday--on someone I know is open to it and has practice at giving men an excellent time, not some poor civilian waitress who probably already has to put up with a lot of unwanted shit from customers, sexual harassment or otherwise, for her tips.

(It's a sore subject for personal reasons I'm not getting into here, not necessarily about you, if I seem unwarrantedly irritable)
austin88998833's Avatar
I've no doubt you could, since I'm certainly not wealthy and I just spent my hobby budget for a while yesterday--on someone I know is open to it and has practice at giving men an excellent time, not some poor civilian waitress who probably already has to put up with a lot of unwanted shit from customers, sexual harassment or otherwise, for her tips.

(It's a sore subject for personal reasons I'm not getting into here, not necessarily about you, if I seem unwarrantedly irritable) Originally Posted by Warden639
That’s understandable warden if it has hit someone close to home I really don’t want to mess with anyone where the feelings aren’t mutual so I think I’ll keep my hobby options in a safe place here on the board ��.
On a separate note I’ll have you know that you ruined my Valentine’s Day yesterday lol! I was depressed all night after reading your post on of the other threads. I asked myself why in the hell didn’t I think of that for my V Day present to myself? She is an awesome lady!
That’s understandable warden if it has hit someone close to home I really don’t want to mess with anyone where the feelings aren’t mutual so I think I’ll keep my hobby options in a safe place here on the board ��.
On a separate note I’ll have you know that you ruined my Valentine’s Day yesterday lol! I was depressed all night after reading your post on of the other threads. I asked myself why in the hell didn’t I think of that for my V Day present to myself? She is an awesome lady! Originally Posted by austin88998833
may i suggest some wine, women and song to lift that depression?
Warden639's Avatar
Lol, sorry austin! Hope you get a chance to treat yourself later. She really is an awesome lady. I need to finish writing a review before I forget too many details.