Providers description of GFE

hooplehead's Avatar
Just wanting a providers description of what GFE really means. I have a couple GFE type MILFy goodness ladies that I see from time to time, but on occasion I like to venture out into strange land. My problem is the last 2-3 providers I have seen claim to be GFE, but IMHO fall way short of the mark. The last lady I had an experience with advertised as GFE, I made sure to mention two different times that I was there for GFE. The last PM I clearly stated that I am all about GFE for 1 hour.

The provider met me a few minutes before appointment at her incall, when I opened the door, she was wearing jeans and a mid sleeve something that she had been wearing at her job, she did not shower, brush teeth, or do anything to prep before our appointment. She did not smell clean, fresh or even like freaking soap or shampoo. She literally left where she was working, mid day, drove to appointment, took off close and started a PSE, hurry up and get it done 20 minute session. After 20 minutes, she did a quick wipe off, put clothes back on and expected me to leave after I paid for an hour of GFE.

So as a well trained older attached male, I am sure I have done something wrong with my request. So please tell me what would an hour of GFE entail? I am a proclaimed MILFy goodness addict, that is all about GFE. So how do I make this clear? I have never wrote a negative review, but good god I am about half past giving a shit. Please help a guy to the correct path of keeping this simple and fun, and getting what I came for?
PetrusMaximus's Avatar
You won't get very far, asking for GFE. She will say yes to you but her body will say no.

I know this is very hard and tough to practice, but with a little information about what goes on inside of these beautiful girls, you can maximize the experience by knowing when is the right time to hit her.

From what I learned in practice, I did observe strippers/dancers using eye/observation and found that the body have this way of showing they wanna be fucked.

From what I know, you have three to four days before Aunt Flow shows up and maybe about five day window after Aunt Flow leaves. That is the time hit the pussy hard.

And you get GFE for free.

Outside of those days, you have to stay away from them, like do not even show up or send any text messages to these sexy girls. Because she might want to kill you with her dagger looks.

Just disappear, look for other girls that are in that fuck-me-hard window.

TheEccie214's Avatar
...she was wearing jeans and a mid sleeve something that she had been wearing at her job, she did not shower, brush teeth, or do anything to prep before our appointment. She did not smell clean, fresh or even like freaking soap or shampoo. She literally left where she was working, mid day, drove to appointment, took off close and started a PSE, hurry up and get it done 20 minute session. After 20 minutes, she did a quick wipe off, put clothes back on and expected me to leave after I paid for an hour of GFE. Originally Posted by hooplehead
I'd be pissed too, sounds like you got the wife experience but good thing that normally costs much more than you paid.
Girlfriend experience: it's exactly what it soundd like...an experience like you would have with your girlfriend.

Passion, cuddling kissing, daty, lfk dfk, BBBJ, breast play... Fresh clean shower, brushed teeth ect... This list is not all inclusive..
I struggle on this also....

Girls claim GFE and apparently dont kiss....

Two girls I can think of right now I desperately wanna see, but no LFK or DFK is a dealbreaker....

BFE
rexdutchman's Avatar
Yup no DFK no go ,
cinderbella's Avatar
Girlfriend experience: it's exactly what it soundd like...an experience like you would have with your girlfriend.

Passion, cuddling kissing, daty, lfk dfk, BBBJ, breast play... Fresh clean shower, brushed teeth ect... This list is not all inclusive.. Originally Posted by Analeese
Yes!! This! ^^^^^^

I would advertise GFE but I swear as soon as I do, my pm's blow up with all kinds of requests for what I will not do. aka: stripper slide, anal, extreme fetish, stuff I don't even want to think about.

So damn frustrating.
corona's Avatar
My thoughts.

1. write the review. be factual. detail what happened.
2. after you submit the review, you can edit it and change the recommendation to whatever you want. Maybe "see ROS". (you have a limited time window to make edits)
3. What is or is not GFE is in the thigh of the provider. Research, research, research. If previous reviews don't tell you, ask the provider point blank for what you're looking for.
hooplehead's Avatar
Girlfriend experience: it's exactly what it soundd like...an experience like you would have with your girlfriend.

Passion, cuddling kissing, daty, lfk dfk, BBBJ, breast play... Fresh clean shower, brushed teeth ect... This list is not all inclusive.. Originally Posted by Analeese


Yes I agree, a good start. I expect to at least have some sort of surprise behind that door when I open it, naked, lingerie, not mom jeans and a mom shirt, no shower, no freshening up, just strip and straight to business.
Yes I agree, a good start. I expect to at least have some sort of surprise behind that door when I open it, naked, lingerie, not mom jeans and a mom shirt, no shower, no freshening up, just strip and straight to business. Originally Posted by hooplehead
I think the element of surprise as far as what your lady might wear when she opens the door can be so exciting... I like sending teaser pics before a session....and I love special clothing requests....

No mom jeans or mom shirt...I try to wear as little as possible.... It certainly helps get things going..
FemiLove's Avatar
I agree with Analeese!! Whatever you would do with a girlfriend who really turns you on in a wild and passionate way. I would think deep passionate kissing and lots of mutual intense oral play and facefucking and full body fondling leading to very very intense fucking. Both should be clean but dress is not important as in most situations you would rip each other's clothes off because of all that passion))
TheEccie214's Avatar
A girlfriend experience includes bareback.
FemiLove's Avatar
The eccie214, I agree that a true GFE would probably be Bareback and probably end with creampies particularly if the woman is a wild freak)))
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  • BLM69
  • 02-14-2017, 07:20 PM
A girlfriend experience includes bareback. Originally Posted by TheEccie214
I BB all my GF's, I think these terms should be changed and defined maybe in levels like massages.

All my ex GF's that is, now I'm here tricking