A Jewish woman says to her mother,"I'm divorcing Joachim! All he wants is anal sex, and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel."
Her mother says,"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"
- MacTheKnife
- 08-02-2010, 07:36 AM
- Lily Blair
- 08-02-2010, 08:27 AM
Nice 
- SirLance Alot
- 08-02-2010, 09:32 AM