wasn't what you expected (the client that is)

We men could be/are judgemental on you women sometimes, let's turn things around and providers share a few stories when a client comes to visit for the first time. I want to hear the good, the bad and the ugly

put on a dress and go read what they say in the Powder Room

What's important is the client shows up with the expected donation, though hygiene would be important too.

Another provider and I were getting ready for a double one day and I was yapping about my streak of less than awesome appts lately and having to push thru with my game face. I was thinking maybe our appt that day would fall into the same pattern.

There was a knock at the door and I jokingly said, "brace yourself, girl. We might be earning our money today."

I definitely should have braced myself better because the guy on the other side of the door was so hott I almost fell over. Needless to say the streak was broken.

We men could be/are judgemental on you women sometimes, let's turn things around and providers share a few stories when a client comes to visit for the first time. I want to hear the good, the bad and the ugly Originally Posted by biglatinmale

there have been a few cases on BOTH extremes

the guy after screening sounds like a grade A, drop my panties for free kinda guy


then there are those guys

who when i talked to them i almost canceled but after we actually had sex i refunded him half of his money because he was so amazing i literally came as i stood up

and then there is the guy... with the super tiny body...

but the 13" penis... like how the fuck do you fuel it... "well" ... enough said

The biggest shock I had was a client who showed up wearing a chastity belt he had to unlock. His reason was to stop himself from masturbating uncontrollably.

I never expected that.

I rarely get the bad, and I haven't gotten the ugly in years lol. Usually I am pleasantly surprised . Their P411 profiles say 50+, but when they arrive they look way younger. They look good.

I always wonder about how I compare to my board persona in a session. The feeling I get from providers have been pretty chill (don't know if that's a good thing) to pleasantly surprised (not sure if this is just game). It's always good to know though. For the most part, I doubt they are overly concerned just as long as we are nice and clean.

I appreciate your way of thinking King Kong and Kitty that was actually one of my Demands I had set for my future friend in bed. If blue balls could turn black.. they sure did that day... but he loved it! That is all that mattered to me.


I am the type of lady who is all about comfort. As long as I am comfortable I do not mind any situation that may leave me wanting to try a new experience. If I could make you cross the line into a different frame of mind.. and enjoy it.. Then I have done well for myself that day.

To answer your question... The first time I had strapped on a Dildo and Did him up the butt.. was honestly what made me think the way that I think. I was traumatized yet had the feeling of wanting more. I was getting ready.. trying to look all pretty and stuff, then there was a knock at my door. He had a backpack on. My first duty was to double check what he had inside,, so I looked in it and saw he had an outfit that looked exactly like mine.

I couldn't help but wonder what was going through his mind.. but I knew he wanted more. So I bent him over on all fours.

Next thing I know I am fucking him.

Now to the average mind this may be a little too much to handle .. but then I realized.. its all about the scandal. Sometimes being scandalous is what you have left and want to experience. No one has control of your own secrets.. and many are so scared to let the world see it. So at the end of the day, when it comes down to it.. Fuck it! LOL.. Literally.

He then excused himself into the bathroom and when he came out.. He had on heels and a garter belt. When I strapped on the thick Dildo he had put it in his mouth and didn't choke. He had a throat deeper than mine. He really really loved it. Like for real..

Its a fantasy. That is what I am all about. Something your mind can only dream about.. even if you don't want others to know about it.. it is all good with me.
I want you to make me scream. That is what makes it enjoyable and what I long for.
Some one to show me something new... That is the Good..

Sometimes what may seem bad may lead you to that.

and their is my Story .. hoped I answered your question for you

and then there is the guy... with the super tiny body...

but the 13" penis... like how the fuck do you fuel it... "well" ... enough said Originally Posted by !VI!

WOW, I bet that was a shocker and enough said is correct.

I appreciate your way of thinking King Kong Originally Posted by melannie_star

You absolutely know how to make a man laugh and smile!

Another provider and I were getting ready for a double one day and I was yapping about my streak of less than awesome appts lately and having to push thru with my game face. I was thinking maybe our appt that day would fall into the same pattern.

There was a knock at the door and I jokingly said, "brace yourself, girl. We might be earning our money today."

I definitely should have braced myself better because the guy on the other side of the door was so hott I almost fell over. Needless to say the streak was broken. Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Thank You Sexy. Very flattering.. I am Hot. Loolollll

I try not to have any expectations, but like has already been said, hygiene is mandatory. No one's ever refused a shower if I ask, so I've never been upset over someone's appearance. And I've gotten all shapes and sizes, and little people to giants. It's all good.
I HAVE , however, been very pleasantly surprised many times.
The ONLY deal breaker for me, and it's only happened twice, is when a man is much TOO well endowed for me to be able to do anything with it.

Most are disappointed that my penis isn't really metal.