Man goes to the Dr and says "Doc I need to get a bigger penis, mine just isnt getting rave reviews"
Dr replies "well there are a few ways to go about this but before we just dive right into surgery I have been wanting to try something"
The patient says "Doc , I will try anything!"
Dr says "ok well every morning and every night i want you to get some of that really soft tissue paper and rub your penis with it gently but completely, then return in 2 weeks and lets see the progress"
Patient says "umm ok"
so two weeks later the patient comes in and dr asks" any change?" Patient says "No doc, what gives?"
Doc says "well it was worth a try, my wifes been doing the same treatment on her ass for years and you should see how big it got!"