Announcement - I am dumb and fat

Just so you all know. I'm not the brightest bulb. Not even close. Also - I am not Adonis. I have the shape of Alfred Hitchcock. As one of our esteemed members says "If you eat more calories than you burn, you will get fat.". I am fat.

So - girls. If you see me, prepare for a fat dumbfuck. Sorry - it's just the flat, honest truth. Deal with it or don't.

Who turned you away at the door?

Ha. Life. Guess I thought they said "Trains" and ran away.