A Serious Question for all....

I posted this in Another Realm and got great feedback. The reason I am posting it here also is so I can get feedback from local providers near me and also other gents opinions.

. My question regards hardons/erections. Reading all of these reviews from hobbyists and their sessions with providers it seems all of these guys are the next best thing to Ron Jeremy. Most all describe these incredible sessions where they totally wear out the provider and also wear themselfs out. Most describe multiple positions and describe in detail how awesome their session was. Most also describe msog. Oh what i would be to be any of these love making, sex animals........ok, here is my question to the ladies and guys feel free to chime in. (like you needed permission) ps: this is coming from a 50 something guy that has the occassional hart time with a hardon.

1. Are all guys as virile as they describe?
2. Do some of your sessions include the guy having difficulty getting hard?
3. What percentage?
4. Do you see alot of guys who are 50plus?
5. Do you ever do sessions where FS and erections are not as important.
6. If so pls describe

My mind is like a 20 year old but my body occassionally acts its age. I enjoy seeing these great providers but I am curious because at times like these you feel kinda inadequate.....

let the answer begin......thx everyone...

The gymnastics are mostly a fantasy. You're absolutely not alone.

Great questions!

I'm gonna take a stab at this one and say that most of the reviews are embellished in one way or another. This is a fantasy land, one in which we all get to be who or what we imagine ourselves being.

Have you ever watched Fight Club? At some point during the movie, Edward Norton's character comes to the realization that Brad Pitt's character IS his alter-ego. Pitt's character looks at Norton and says something like:

"I talk how you want to talk. I act how you want to act. I fuck how you want to fuck!"

I think reviewers, me included, have yet to realize that Brad Pitt doesn't exist.

GIF, you are not alone. I just had a session this morning with a wonderful lady, very passionate, a true GFE. But unfortunately for me it was one of those days when my attention span was very short. Yet I still enjoyed myself even though I was not able to close the deal. There are other things you can both enjoy besides f_____g. Just hang in there and have fun and take advantage of the opportunities to close when they come. ( pun intended )

Golfish makes a good point. I am in my 50s and have a difficult time. In fact, I tell providers before the date that I will not be able to consummate, so we will just have to pretend. I do not want the provider to think it is her fault. But the inability to consummate has of necessity made me better in other areas.

I am of porn star quality in fucking. I can make a woman cum just by looking at her. I can bang a woman for hours and cum when I want. I move the ladies around into as many kama sutra positions and yoga positions as time allows. I get off four times an hour, on an average session. Oh wait ...
was the OP talking about in reality ...

In that case, I just lay there ... I am a lazy fuck.

Ron Jeremy is an amateur.....

Yes, I'm delusional and I know it (which leaves me very, very confused).

Reviews are nothing but fiction Seriously worry about yourself and whoever you elect to see. Nothing else matters. I highly doubt any provider would respond and say yes most gents except for That Dude sucks in bed

You left out the "OH!, Wait!, Shit!, Sorry!" like happened to me when I met Yoko, she made me cum before she could get it in past the head. Sortof like chalking a pool que.

Hell, I'm not even a legend in my own mind.

Hardon..................is that like what I read in the dictionary about an erection?

I think you've gotten your answer, don't worry if you do or don't match up with the norm, just enjoy yourself, because it does get worse with age.

Sounds like someone's woody has been infested with termites.

any provider reviewed by me can vouch that my reviews are pure fantasy

My reviews are truthful because as long as it takes you gents to read them is how long I lasted ... regardless of how long the session was supposed to be! I've learned to hurry up and get to the positions I like. Besides, there's a whole lot of talking in my sessions because I'm so damn funny to be with, NOT!

Look I know where you are coming from(pun intended) I read all those reviews and my big worry was -- everybody gets two nuts??? There are a lot of us that just don't quite match the reviews-- for sure not in an hour. If I goof around too long I can't finish at all. Yet,,, 20 minutes and done? It is a fine line to walk and sometimes I fall off of it. Recently about half the time I need cim to finish. This is a problem if you are with a no cim lady. The problem only happens 50% so do you skip some very fine no cim ladies or go anyway and worry???

My advice, D-d-diddleman (couldn't resist. Just watched New Jack City the other day), is to go through a resensitation period. No whacking off, drink more water, exercise and eat better (I don't know you personally. Maybe you're doing this stuff already).

The sexual rewards of taking care of your body are worth it.