Whats your Biggest Dissapointment??

What is your biggest dissapointment on meeting an provider?
Age inaccurate
Weight inaccurate
Height inaccurate
Other


xo- angela

Interesting question, Angela. For most guys,, I'm guessing they are going to say inaccurate weight or inaccurate/fraudulent pictures.

For me, it's when she says she can pass the Timex Girl Challenge , but then I find out she's a "one-and-done'r", and she gets "too sensitive" for that....

Weight is the number one....and too much Airbrushed pictures and the pictures in the Showcase doesn't change even after 5+ yrs. When asked for the updated pictures..saying "I still look the same" (If so why don't you post them). Age not changing as per Calendar year I can understand....Some how providers age (my sincere apologies to the genuine providers out there and I'm not pointing you) and Calendar doesn't go hand in hand.

Unresponsive nipples.

That it's not Angela Aspen XXX

Attitude inaccurate.

When im sleeping I am a college spinner(SIZE 6) with huge tits...then i wake up and realize im pregnant with huge boobs LOL!!! Damn time to go back to sleep.

Ladies that say they are GFE and then won't kiss or really do much of anything other than straight sex, one shot and done. That happens WAY WAY WAY too often. Second on the list but in the same vein are girls that say they're "open-minded" and have the same straight sex, one shot and done policy.

Tell me what you do (discreetly, of course) or don't say anything if it makes you uncomfortable, but don't BS me and then expect me to pay for something I'm not really looking for. One more reason to stick with known quantities and/or repeat visits to ladies I know I enjoy.

Jack

It hasn't happened in a long time (thanks, ASPD and ECCIE), but in my more adventurous days, I'd call up someone I'd never seen before, usually from a PitchWeekly ad. On a few of these occasions, a truly beautiful woman would arrive, quote me her reasonable price and I would pay. Then...

The Upselling began! Everything I had in mind has a ridiculous figure attached to it! On at least two of these instances, I sent the lady home after doing absolutely nothing. I'd feel disappointed and like a huge chump!

I usually don't mind when a woman's weight deviates a bit from her pictures (or what she tells me over the phone), but there was one time about 15-20 years back that really took the cake (no pun intended).

I'd called a number with which I'd experienced good success and went to meet her at a hotel in North KC. When I arrived, she was at least 100 pounds heavier than who I expected to meet. The woman told me that the lady who was coming had car troubles and couldn't make it. This woman was sufficiently attractive in the face that I elected to give it a shot. Once we were naked, I realized that when the folds of fat on her body would move a distinctly unpleasant aroma filled the room. I conjectured that she didn't wash anyplace that was difficult for her to reach. I quickly made an excuse and terminated the session.

Needless to say, I never called that number again.

A big disappointment is if it looks like she didn't take much time, if any, to prepare for the date. This could be a dirty room, no special outfit, no make-up compared to her pics, no prepared environment of music and candles, lacking in energy, or not showing much interest that I am there to see her. There are other examples.

The worst are the no shows - unfortunately, got one of those yesterday

Stinky pussy. Redd Foxx says "you gotta wash your ass, Dontcha know your vag is 1" away from your butt hole"... It went something like that, just watched the video on Youtube the other day, classic stuff.

I don't worry about the age, looks, height, weight since before I call 90% of the time I have carefully chosen who to call either by several consistent reviews or a girl having a great and informative website. I guess the only disappointment then is if she is extremely late or double books. I don't mind 10-15 minutes late, however when it gets to be an hour or more I start thinking she double booked and is pushing me back. This is disrespectful of my time, I usually cancel after a certain amount of time even though she might even be getting pretty close.

My Biggest disappointment is when a girl says "I love what I do and you will too" and then justs trys to hurry you and not actually have any fun at all. I have as many said since then just see girls that are well reviewed on here!