OMG! KC Strip Clubs Are Breaking the Law!

http://www.kansascity.com/2011/05/28...g-new-law.html

Damn. I should have majored in journalism.

“I would be disappointed that law enforcement is letting them get away with this,” said Phillip Cosby of the American Family Association of Kansas and Missouri, an anti-pornography group that helped write the legislation. “What is the resolve of law enforcement in upholding the law?”

Why the hell does this guy get to help write the laws in both Missouri and Kansas? The world would be a better place if idiots like Cosby would mind their own fucking business.

Cosby;
A) isn't a stripper
B) isn't a club owner
C) isn't a customer of the business
D) does not live in both states at the same time

Basically, he's got no 'skin in the game' at all. So why give a fuck what he says?

As we've covered in previous threads, he's wrong on just about everything. Demonstrably wrong. When the Kansas bill was killed, he was also shown to be a liar that says whatever he needs to say to get what he wants. Screw him.

As with any form of prohibition, the burden of proof is on the prohibitionist. Cosby theorized that adult oriented businesses were the cause of drug abuse, rape, molestation, and all kinds of crazy bullshit. Well...has all that stopped since August? Of course not!
Cosby is just a con man that conned a Republican do-gooder into getting a stupid law passed, nothing more.

Bunch of damn crybabies. They wrote the law with loopholes and they are pissed at LE for not enforcing it. Asshats!

I feel like I should do some "scouting" at the strip clubs in KCMO now...

Oh, man , Allie, that's like throwing a boomerang shaped bone at us dogs. You should post dates and times for that anonymous inspection. The "Where's Waldo" of the club circuit project.

I was actually hoping to be invited when you guys go.
LOL

Even better. Kind of like the jungle cruise at an adult Disneyland.

oh lord these laws are just plain stupid ...Chrome (used to be known as the show) they also have dancers and say its a *nightclub* but you can get lap dancers in the back...Also can pay for Vip and use a ladies time in a private room towards the back.They still have girls on stage dressed as strippers doing pole tricks..But as for temptations LOVE it my gf works there..Makes for a fun pass time..

Well, here's an idea. You've heard of flash mobs, so how about flash strippers. Pick strategic 'in your face' sites and portable poles show up with hundreds of scantily clad women--and men, and take it off fast and disappear; or even better, just come oh, so close, to taking it all off. Start in Cosby's front yard, then Matt Bartle's block, then Hall's on the Plaza. They'll learn first amendment law real fast once it's in their face. Hey, it works for the Phelpses. See how they like it at one of their blue blood events, or at
church.