A guy goes to the FDIC to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,
"Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my
testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points
for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at
10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00
PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that."
- artee4fun
- 11-26-2012, 10:45 AM
- Sweet N Little
- 11-26-2012, 06:41 PM
That was a good one Artie!!! thanks
