The Cheap Bastard's Guide

Folks,

instead of throwing around insults, making assumptions, getting agitated,
let's put all this wonderful energy and KNOWLEDGE into writing a book.

Clearly there is a market: http://www.thecheapbastard.com/

But it is missing the definite guide:
The Cheap Bastard's Guide to Pussy

* Cheap Bastards can easily contribute with experience and stories
* The Pussy Mafia can verify the correctness and truthfulness
* All the other Providers will get free ADs as long as they cater to Cheap Bastards.

Let's do this true Co-Ed style !!!

Folks,

instead of throwing around insults, making assumptions, getting agitated,
let's put all this wonderful energy and KNOWLEDGE into writing a book.

Clearly there is a market: http://www.thecheapbastard.com/

But it is missing the definite guide:
The Cheap Bastard's Guide to Pussy

* Cheap Bastards can easily contribute with experience and stories
* The Pussy Mafia can verify the correctness and truthfulness
* All the other Providers will get free ADs as long as they cater to Cheap Bastards.

Let's do this true Co-Ed style !!! Originally Posted by fun2come

I would like to ad my efforts to the "Cheap Bastard" Club. Each new girl that I see...at a reasonable rate....will get a custom designed one of a kind "Cheap Bastard" TShirt from yours truly at the completion of our Cheap Date. Please note the new Avitar, as this one is freshly made just this evening & has already been called for by a cheap Hoogar who appreciates the efforts of this Cheap Bastard...





Operators are manning the phones to accept your cheap booking...

I love cheap bastards!!!! http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...=cheap+bastard

CHEAP BASTARDS RULE!!!

Beggars can't be choosers.

:ro flmao:

Hmmmmmmmm

You are talking to the KING of cheap bastards! I would share my secrets, but, I won't do that.

sixx

I hate to tell ya, Sixxy, but Double D is the cheapest bastard here. That bastard has so much game I even bought him dinner! Oh wait, I think I may have bought you lunch a time or two also!!!!

Carry on!!!!

Well, at least we've answered the question of who you have to fuck around here to get a decent meal. Wait, scratch that, it was probably spit-grilled opossum or raccoon casserole.

Fer the record, neither of those two have been to Scarlettville, but I would make either one of them dinner anytime. Even opossum, if they batted their lashes.

Those two are my favorite cheap bastards.

Well, at least we've answered the question of who you have to fuck around here to get a decent meal. Wait, scratch that, it was probably spit-grilled opossum or raccoon casserole. Originally Posted by Centaur

That should be a chapter in the book: Who to fuck for food

Want to tackle that for us?

I see you are also a perfect choice for the Graphics we need throughout the book.
Excellent start on the "Cheap Fuck Holes" chapter

LMAO!!

Who do I have to blow to get one of those t-shirts?!

Hmmmmmmmm

You are talking to the KING of cheap bastards! I would share my secrets, but, I won't do that.

sixx Originally Posted by sixxbach

How about we let you write the intro?
An introduction from the self proclaimed KING of cheap bastards

Who do I have to blow to get one of those t-shirts?! Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

How about we let you write the intro?
An introduction from the self proclaimed KING of cheap bastards Originally Posted by fun2come

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

sixx