Three bums are talking one evening, when the first says, "You should have been with me last night. I was behind the new Burger King, looked in the dumpster and found a half-eaten Whopper and half a Sprite. I had myself a feast!"
The second one says, "You should have been with me last night. I was behind the liquor store, and found a case of broken whiskey bottles in the Dumpster. I got a good drink!"
The third one says, "You both should have been with me last night. I was walking down the railroad tracks, ran into a woman, went off into the woods and had sex with her for hours!"
Excitedly, the first one asks, "So, did you get any head?"
The third one says, "Nah, I never could find her head."
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