AMP In Northern VA

Guys, help me out here. There MUST be at least 1 AMP or even an independent in the NOVA are (Fairfax, Annandale, Springfield etc.) who has young (ACTUALLY 40 or under) attractive girls working. So far the adds say “young and beautiful” but when you show up they are at least late 40’s early 50’s with skin like a basset hound and voices like they smoke Camels and chew gravel. C’mon, help a man out. 😂😂😂

OK, I guess nobody wants to advise me. Darn it!

I am new to dmv area and looking for the same