10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving but Aren't...

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10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving but Aren't...


1. "Reach in and grab the gibblets."

2. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

3. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!"

4. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

5. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

6. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

7. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."

8. "It's cool whip time!"

9. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

10. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.
Murf76's Avatar
You forgot one.....Breast or a Thigh?????
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A Few More....

  1. Are you ready for seconds yet?
  2. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
  3. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
  4. Don't play with your meat.
  5. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
  6. Dallas, Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
  7. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
  8. You still have a little bit on your chin.
  9. How long will it take after you stick it in?
  10. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
  11. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
  12. That's the biggest one I've ever seen
  1. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
  2. do you wants some of my pie??
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thx CC--cool!!
Fancyinheels's Avatar
Too funny. Three more....

"I want a hot roll."
"Stuff it too tight and it won't get done."
"That's too much to go in my mouth."
Make a wish on this bone...
More stuffing dear?
Mmmm...now that's good pie!
Everything's ready! Time to eat!
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quote--
  1. Dallas, Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
wooohoooo hell yeahhhhhhhhhh...lol!

Good ones everybody!

Hers another---Dont forget to lick it clean!!!!