Meanwhile, here in Austin

These kids have a better chance of being arrested for holding a dildo on campus than an AK.








Douchebags, it was decided, wouldn't work. They'd be too easily mistaken for members of the Legislature.

So, in honor of the Lt. Governor, they went with the dildo.

You won't be gettin' any...

meanwhile, in the bathroom stall at Nau's ...



assup and his crew "knock back" a few ... cocks.

These kids have a better chance of being arrested for holding a dildo on campus than an AK.








Douchebags, it was decided, wouldn't work. They'd be too easily mistaken for members of the Legislature.

So, in honor of the Lt. Governor, they went with the dildo.

You won't be gettin' any... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

It is a shame Whitman missed you on that fateful day way back when...

Assup, there's a shit storm cumming and you ain't got no umbrella, sport.

Assup, there's a shit storm cumming and you ain't got no umbrella, sport. Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

He likes shit.

It is a shame Whitman missed you on that fateful day way back when... Originally Posted by DSK

+1

Meanwhile in the rest of Trump Land...





These are the "Kids" Urinal Lips is talking about


0zombies and Urinal Lips flashing their purple/rainbow Dildos

Makes sense. You guys would rather suck a gun than fuck a co-Ed.

Fine. Leaves more for us.

And thanks, JL, for the kind and o so predictable death wish.

You need to go back to that shrink. Maybe when wifey hosts her next mah Jongg game.

These kids have a better chance of being arrested for holding a dildo on campus than an AK.








Douchebags, it was decided, wouldn't work. They'd be too easily mistaken for members of the Legislature.

So, in honor of the Lt. Governor, they went with the dildo.

You won't be gettin' any... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

That's because the Constitution doesn't give you a right to keep and bear dildos stupid. Austin apparently is a city of misguided gay twits, lol.


Jim

It doesn't give you the right to be ignorant or suck dicks either...

Besides... We all know there is no fucking constitution. It was made up in a studio underneath Virginia, by Gabby Giffords and Neil Armstrong.

Right, Jim?

It doesn't give you the right to be ignorant or suck dicks either...

Besides... We all know there is no fucking constitution. It was made up in a studio underneath Virginia, by Gabby Giffords and Neil Armstrong.

Right, Jim? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Don't be stupid, gay obscenities will never be accepted. The right to bear arms is.


Jim

That depends on your definition of gay and obscene, right?

But we all know that both are figments of our imagination, foisted upon us by the government. Or the church!

LMAO @ bunker clowns.

That depends on your definition of gay and obscene, right?

But we all know that both are figments of our imagination, foisted upon us by the government. Or the church!

LMAO @ bunker clowns. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

That must be why you live in Austin Tx. Your priorities are fucked up just like all the other twinks over there.


Jim

These kids have a better chance of being arrested for holding a dildo on campus than an AK.








Douchebags, it was decided, wouldn't work. They'd be too easily mistaken for members of the Legislature.

So, in honor of the Lt. Governor, they went with the dildo.

You won't be gettin' any... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

So were YOU down there looking to get more dildos to add to YOUR and EKIM'S collection down at the 'holes ? And to try out some new ones at YOUR next reach around crew MEATing ? Or giving away some of YOUR "slightly used " ones ?