I wish I had 10, but I just haven’t been here long enough. You’re a crazy, but fun group. Happy New Year!
1. Still Looking gets married and leaves the hobby. Hell immediately freezes over.
2. Toyz gets cock reduction surgery. Says Toyz, “Don’t worry Ladies. I just took off a couple of inches. It’s still a really BEEG CAWK. Now I can stick it in more places, like up Buck’s ass!”
3. Eryn writes a best selling book based on her hobby experience. Yes, she writes more and sucks less. The men of ECCIE mourn.
4. Bob McV adds so many signature lines to his account that the ECCIE site crashes for a day. Among the new lines are, “His balls smell like roses and his cum tastes like sweet cream” – April; “He makes me cum so hard I should pay him” – Pistol Marks
5. Hobart brokers a truce between Toyz and Buck14Pt. He then establishes lasting peace between Israel and the Palestinians. But, he sadly declares, there’s no hope to reconcile Whispers and Slave G.
6. In a “Freaky Friday” moment Bob McV stops tipping and rodderick and Toyz take a public stand that every provider should receive at least $350/hour. “It’s a tough job after all”, states rodderick. OPEC collapses.
7. SweetMimi’s twin sister comes to Austin and they work as a duo. The rate of sudden cardiac arrest among men in Austin triples. A coincidence? I think not. Two Mimi’s could fuck me to death for sure. Oh, but what a way to go!