Ladies, and the requests, however bizarre they recieve

I was just curious, being new and all to this board, about some of the more "interesting" requests some of the ladies out there have received over the years. Tell us a story about some of the rather silly or "OH HELL NO" advances you have heard that make you really wonder. I only ask this to maybe turn this into a more comical thread and hear some real knee slappers, or even a WTF moment.