Need someone to show me around

Meet up and show me around?
I'm settling into this area of Texas and want to drive down to Ciudad Auca. I'm a little apprehensive doing it all myself for the first time.

Would anybody there or with experience being willing to show me around? If you just are knowedgeable, tell me the place to get hotels and girl friendly hotels. And where to get the girls.

I contribute a lot to ECCIE. I hope someone now will reciprocate and help me

Thanks so much.