Last week I saw a provider who had a free sample of KY Warming, turned out to be a bad deal.
In the midst of HJ I began to think I had stuck my dick in a jar of jalapenos.
Some dribbled down on my nut sack, I thought she's pepper sprayed me.
The burning sensation abated once I got home and jumped in the shower with a jug of milk.
Later I slathered aloe sunburn gel all over the affected areas.
Just a word to the community, before anyone else learns the hard way, and that's hard not in a good way.