My wife doesn't clean the house so we hired a maid.
My wife doesn't cook, so we go out and pay for our food.
My wife doesn't stay at home with the kid, so we pay a daycare.
My wife doesn't have much sex with me anymore, so I figured...
It's not only wives, but girlfriends tend to become less experimental as time goes. What the hell. Originally Posted by ScubaBadAin't that the truth! I was never married, but I was in a long-term relationship with a woman I had loved. After a steadily declining sex life, four months without sex had finally made it a deal breaker. To make it worse, any time I'd bring it up (you know, communication), I was given a guilt trip about how I didn't love her because I had wanted to fuck her. WTF?