Pyrotechnics unlimited

This is a strange question, but I have searched many sources with no luck. I'm about to spend $400 or $500 on fireworks (yes - I have considered what I could do with that in the hobby). I have been addicted to explosions that I have induced since childhood. I doing this with "a friend" and her 3 children 6-12 (it's true - there is no such thing as free pussy. So I will get some kid appropriate stuff.

My problem is I live in Upper Kirby where it's illegal. So I am looking for a public place that's not too distant to set these off. Hopefully it won't be too dry come the 4th. Some of these are large effects with big booms. I found a guy in Spring who has great prices and is very knowledgeable - does three pro-shows on the 4th - www.gotnoduds.com . He sells as close to wholesale as anybody and has top quality - or so my research says.

Does anyone have suggestions? I know somebody in Pearland, but I've never been at her house. You need to shoot the big ones where there aren't a lot of houses with roofs that could be set on fire.

I would appreciate any suggestions. respond here or PM.

Around the 4th a lot of firework stands have an area adjacent to them where you can shoot what you buy in the store. I know the one on North Park going into Kingwood usually has dozens of folks out in the pasture next to the store doing that. Problem you will find is that a lot of people don't clean up after themselves and this has kept a lot of landowners from wanting the mess on their property.

Um...why don't you ask the guy you're buying them from?

Because the guy I'm buying them from is a wholesaler 40 miles away. It appears that it's legal in unincorporated areas of Ft. Bend which is a hell of a lot closer.So I am now searching for a good location in Ft. Bend. Any help is appreciated. Hey - it's for the fucking kids. Actually it's for fucking their mommy.

Actually it's for fucking their mommy. Originally Posted by ftime

Well, at least your priorities are in the right place!

Oh, and I'm sorry but I can't help you with a place to do the fireworks. Hope you find one - sounds like fun.

As always kid - correct. Gotta love sexy milfs.

This isn't the Asian lady at the cleaners is it?

Boy - you're a couple years off. No bro. Did see her on business. She's a seamstress anyhoo.