The debate for the New York governor's race is tonight, and one of the seven(!) candidates on the podium looks really good, in more ways than one.
Kristin Davis, candidate of the Anti-Prohibition Party, is the ex-Madam of Eliot Spitzer's preferred escort agency. Her platform is based on legalizing prostitution and marijuana, both of which are more likely to increase public happiness far more than boring things like jobs programs or tax policy. She also points out that while most politicians wait until after they've been elected to get indicted, she has saved the public a lot of time and trouble by getting that out of the way up front.
Her website: http://www.kristindavis2010.com/
It's almost enough to make me wish I were a New Yorker!