The Happy Ending

A provider and I were talking last week and she indicated that she was getting a massage at a legit massage place and was offered a happy ending by the girl massaging her. I was shocked by both news of the offer and the girl-on-girl nature of it.

Am I naive? Are people getting happy endings at Massage Envy just for throwing $40 extra bucks in the tip?
true_whatever's Avatar
Wish I had seen this post 4 hours ago, before I just got my massage at Massage Envy by this attractive lady that seemed to be going unusually high on my thigh area...
Hobbyfun's Avatar
Was she offered L1 are L2 ?
If she had a strapon would that be a L 2 1/2 are would that be a L3??
bosoxfan's Avatar
Dam, I wish I would have known that. Back a hear and a half ago, when I was married my wife got me a year long subscription to Massage Envy. How nice would that have that have been if I could get a Happy Ending there with some hot therapist...and the wife paid for it. Doesnt matter now that I'm single but sure would have been nice back then.
fletch's Avatar
i think there was a thread on this several months back - i don't remember where i saw it. someone had indicated that they knew some owners of a massage envy chain and that this sort of activity would not be tolerated at the stores.

but what the hell do i know, i would just be surprised if it was going on just seems too franchised or corporate to me
  • MRMR
  • 04-12-2011, 05:36 PM
fletch,
I remember seeing the same.
I have been to massage envy and never have had the offer.
If they get caught, they WILL be fired. And could loose their LMT license as well. Dont count on it at Massage Envy. It can happen anywhere but your far more likely to get kicked out of Massage Envy for even asking. Stick with the AMPS and BP. Your chances are far better with less risk.


i think there was a thread on this several months back - i don't remember where i saw it. someone had indicated that they knew some owners of a massage envy chain and that this sort of activity would not be tolerated at the stores.

but what the hell do i know, i would just be surprised if it was going on just seems too franchised or corporate to me Originally Posted by fletch
A couple points.

The first, very importantly, the provider was NOT at massage envy when this happened, but rather a locally owned legit massage place. The last thing I want to do is to start a police witch hunt at a perfectly legit business.

Second, I could never even suggest this at my local ME, where my wife and I recently became members. If this were to ever happen, it would be on an as-offered basis.

I was just wondering if I was missing out on a well known secret that plenty of legit masseuses do the happy ending.
drez63's Avatar
Hate to ask Bubba, but wasnt it Badfinger that asks "will you walk away from a fool and his money?
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I was just wondering if I was missing out on a well known secret that plenty of legit masseuses do the happy ending. Originally Posted by kingforaday
I am more surprised when I don't get a happy ending, even at seemingly legit places.

As for a lady on lady happy ending, can't answer.

Now, if you want to check out the Texas health board, you will find that a large number of the techs that have had their license pulled are males for sexual contact. Not sure if that is guy-guy or guy-gal issue. (The other big hitter on that seems to be AMPS and improper paperwork in general.)
Was once on a couples trip and the other girl had a masseure at a legit spa ask her if she wanted her breasts massaged. Not a happy ending, but still kind of L 1/2......btw she declined.....or at least she said. Have any ladies been asked this?
Hate to ask Bubba, but wasnt it Badfinger that asks "will you walk away from a fool and his money? Originally Posted by drez63
Paul wrote it and offered it to Badfinger who performed it in 1970. Bettles performed it as well. Was part of the soundtrack for "The Magic Christian". Hit #5 as a single
Breast massage of women is a legit therapy, but the therapist must get written approval to do.
When will people around here ever learn?
  1. Discretion is your absolute best and only friend in hobbyland.
  2. There are no standard situation/outcome scenarios. (See item 3)
  3. Your Mileage May Vary. (See item 2)
  4. Respect, common courtesy, and impeccable personal hygiene are paramount.
  5. Common sense should always prevail.
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TinMan's Avatar
Paul wrote it and offered it to Badfinger who performed it in 1970. Bettles performed it as well. Was part of the soundtrack for "The Magic Christian". Hit #5 as a single Originally Posted by Bubba3452
Actually, it was Badfinger's version that was on The Magic Christian soundtrack and hit #5. The Beatles proper never did record it, although Paul recorded a demo that appears on the Anthology album released in the nineties.

Sorry to hijack the thread, but....