names for providers how about names for johns?

we have all these cute little descriptives we use to describe providers ... body type - cheerleader, spinner, athletic, cruvy, etc ...

I would like to hear the ladies come up with some descriptives for types of Johns you meet on a daily basis ... for example if i were to describe me i would say teddy bear a big ole teddy bear - cute & cuddly

i would also be interested if there was a type the got your motor running more then the rest. and i know you like all tyes as we all do - but for me that type that get an extra special star is you all likely know is pettie spiners with small breasts ... i would like to hear if one type or the other has a spot in your heart?

and don't forget we dont just classify you by body type but also attutiude ... gfe, pse, girl next door, gps ... so don't forget to come up with those as well.

have fun with it ... this should be both a learning expericnce and a great laugh

My name is not John.

For me: A great sense of humor gets my motor running.

The PSL type of guys are a turn off for me.
Pregnant Stomach Skinny Legs Look.

Bad breath assfuck

Great idea for a thread.
How about some complimentary ones for the good guys.

Please hurry before anyone has met me in person, so that they can think of something besides the bad guys.

Great idea for a thread.
How about some complimentary ones for the good guys.

Please hurry before anyone has met me in person, so that they can think of something besides the bad guys. Originally Posted by PsychedelicDog

So, you're saying "bad breath assfuck" is not complimentary?

So, you're saying "bad breath assfuck" is not complimentary? Originally Posted by emptywallet

For some hobbyists that may be as good as it gets.

Sweet
Cuddly
Teddy Bear
Mi Adoro/Adorable
Babe
Charming
Smart
Dapper
Good Looking S.O.B.
Fine Axx MF
Handsome
Mature
Fox
Art Lover
Music Lover
Woman Lover
Kissable
Caliente
Hot
Steamy
Sensual
Seductive
Seduce Me
Rico
Suave
Satin Touch
Latin Lover
Wild Stalion (no, don't ever use that)
Rich/Daddy/Sugar Daddy/Generous
Prince Paradise
King Kittylicker
Loves Eating BBW
Dream Boy
Tall Dark and Funny
Rocket (def don't use that)
Sexy Machine (Winning!)
Make Sexy Time
Nerd/Dork/Geek (Turn on for me xoxo)
Quick-witted
Clever
Respectful
Humble
Down To Earth
Strong
Slow Hand
Easy Touch
Soul Shaking
Body Rocking
Boot Knocking
Shy Guy (yummy)
Passionate
Playful
Flirt
Submissive
Yes Ma'am
Yes Mistress
Master
Knight
Jester
Magical
Pleasing
Refined
(Your Car or Dream Car) Porsche/GTO/'Stang/Audi/BeamerBenzBentley
Riding Spinners (don't just don't)
Massage Therapist
Best Foot Rub Ever
Classy (probably my fav)
Freaky
Doctor/Dr./Phd. (just kidding just kidding...no I'm not)

These aren't great, but you said hurry. Mwah xoxo
(and yeah I'm not a fan of the term John.)

Gorgeous_Boriqua, Not only are your beautiful, but you're sweet!

Very nice list.

So even if I'm an Adorable, Smart, Sexy, Handsome, Art lover, Teddy bear, I'm unfortunately still an ASSHAT.

Psychedelic Dog - Thanks

CoverMe - Yes, probably lol

I could be sooooo many more than listed...

Fun Stuff!

Hobbyists and escorts come up with different definitions in this business.....

Sweet
Cuddly
Teddy Bear
Mi Adoro/Adorable
Babe
Charming
Smart
Dapper
Good Looking S.O.B.
Fine Axx MF
Handsome
Mature
Fox
Art Lover
Music Lover
Woman Lover
Kissable
Caliente
Hot
Steamy
Sensual
Seductive
Seduce Me
Rico
Suave
Satin Touch
Latin Lover
Wild Stalion (no, don't ever use that)
Rich/Daddy/Sugar Daddy/Generous
Prince Paradise
King Kittylicker
Loves Eating BBW
Dream Boy
Tall Dark and Funny
Rocket (def don't use that)
Sexy Machine (Winning!)
Make Sexy Time
Nerd/Dork/Geek (Turn on for me xoxo)
Quick-witted
Clever
Respectful
Humble
Down To Earth
Strong
Slow Hand
Easy Touch
Soul Shaking
Body Rocking
Boot Knocking
Shy Guy (yummy)
Passionate
Playful
Flirt
Submissive
Yes Ma'am
Yes Mistress
Master
Knight
Jester
Magical
Pleasing
Refined
(Your Car or Dream Car) Porsche/GTO/'Stang/Audi/BeamerBenzBentley
Riding Spinners (don't just don't)
Massage Therapist
Best Foot Rub Ever
Classy (probably my fav)
Freaky
Doctor/Dr./Phd. (just kidding just kidding...no I'm not)

These aren't great, but you said hurry. Mwah xoxo
(and yeah I'm not a fan of the term John.) Originally Posted by Gorgeous_Boriqua

great job but would love to hear you defintions